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ruinedchildhood:

Spongebob is the mother fuckin devil



releasings:

my favourite hobby is not wearing pants



ellie-the-smiling-samoyed:

I let her have the little bit of peanutbutter that was left. She looked at me like I gave her the world.



tastefullyoffensive:

It’s missing a check-in at the local gym. [via]



zethie:

rougeoctobre:

i don’t care if it’s a only a joke, please don’t make comments about how someone’s choice of field of study isn’t going to take them anywhere because it can be a great source of stress and your joke won’t help.

also, destroy the idea that we should only pursue dreams if they are likely to give you status in this capitalist piece-of-shit society.



littlemissvillager1107:

That is the cutest gosh darn thing i have ever seen



loonyshay:

Bunny and Dogman being adorable.



mapsontheweb:

Tourism Logos of Countries around the World



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I made the mistake of wanting to stay out to i don’t know…have a social life… Assuming that mom would know my size for my shirt, and now i’m freaking out because the shirts are at least a size too big, and look horrible and my apron is white instead of black and i can’t even be mad at my mom because i could of fixed it if i had just come home instead of staying out to talk to new people.

fuuuuuuuuck.



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ghdos:

dynastylnoire:

startorrent02:

matthewfiendman have you seen this?! LOL!

::logs off:

It’s like… brilliant and ridiculous all at once.



shutupaubrey:

team “i wore this yesterday but i’m going to a different place so it doesn’t matter”



WHEN SOMEONE BRINGS GOOD ALCOHOL TO THE PREGAME 

howdoiputthisgently:

I’M LIKE:



INTERACTING WITH MY CRUSH AT WORK 

howdoiputthisgently:



dewgongo:

how to look young and carefree yet still beautiful as a near 30 year old:
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how not to look young and carefree yet still beautiful as a near 30 year old:
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