No, but my favourite thing is that they showed up and all the other twins had matching outfits so they left and went across the road and bought matching shirts and wore them for the entire audition process.
The face she gives me when she wants to get on the couch
let her on the damn couch you monster
Okay if you can’t fuck with a girl because of:
- Pubic hair
- Stretch marks
- Any other natural occurrence of the female form
You aren’t really worthy of it anyway.
how is this even a real show
- Cop: Have you been drinking?
- Me: I been drankin'
- Cop: Surfbort
- Me: Surfbort
Why the fuck am I still stuck on you? We had one weekend, then just a few weeks of texting when you went back to England. I haven’t heard from you in months. But still, even though I slept with someone else (easiest way to get over someone is to get under someone else), every time I think of kissing, or finger tips on skin, or sex you come to mind. Please get out of my head. Please?