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sharpslut:

i wish people had crushes on me 



ciggers:

 ciggers:

when I take a picture of somebody :

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when I ask somebody to take a picture of me :

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tastefullyoffensive:

How Peaches are Sold in China [full story at rocketnews]



ellendegeneres:

Happy #ThrowbackThursday



everytime you take a photo with a tablet you risk our friendship



posted 10 hours ago with 0 notes

Running into a bitch you can’t stand in public when your game is on-point: 

sodomymcscurvylegs:

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quick personality test 

notesfrombakerst:

say “hey now” in a group of people and see if they respond with “you’re an allstar” or “this is what dreams are made of”



I have had sex with my fair share of guys. Only one was a with boyfriend, one guy I was in love with, three were friends..and then the rest were one night stands. And I cannot remember that when it was with the guy I was dating, or the guy I loved being any better. Who the hell decided that sex and love have to go together? Because honestly one does not need the other.



posted 13 hours ago with 1 note


"Have sex. Have dirty, raunchy sex. Have sex in the bed, on the counter, in the car, in the bathroom. Have it everywhere. Have passionate love making sex. Fuck. Go slow. Gaze into their eyes. Learn every curve and bump on their body. Learn what makes them quiver. Learn what makes them cum the hardest. Feel their body and fall back in love with them. Just have sex."  - stayy0ungandwild (via perfect)



 philmill said: COME TO THE NEXT ONE

MAN THATS THE PLAN..If I’m living in the states at the time I totally will!



posted 14 hours ago with 1 note

gaimez:

One time this girl really hated me and wanted to ruin my reputation or something so one day i was talking to a boy and she came up and really obnoxiously said “you know she has a crush on you right?” and he was like “man i hope so or else this is gonna get really awkward”

She fuckin told my boyfriend that i liked him



AXS conclave is happening and I’m still in Germany and I still haven’t been to one yet. 



posted 14 hours ago with 2 notes

weepingrockrock:

surrexi:

thedailywhat:

LMFAO Cover of the Day: After months of rearranging, 18-year-old Noah finally figured out how best to cover LMFAO’s “Sexy & I Know It” — and his rendition has just been named the day’s trending video by NBC’s Today show. You can almost see him blushing as he shares his big news with fans on Facebook and Twitter. Pretty obvious what’s going on here — Noah’s sexy and he doesn’t know it.

[hypervocal]

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 #I DON’T KNOW WHAT IS HAPPENING BUT I LIKE IT